I realize I've posted this image before. God knows I rarely repeat myself. But every one has Alzheimer's on social media and it is National Peanut Day. So nuts to you.
I played on the basketball team in 9th grade. Pretty much anyone who tried out made the team, but they then divided you into sub-teams based on your ability. The A team was basically varsity and played in all the regulation games. Then there was the B, C, and D teams. The B and C teams got rotated in if the A team was beating the crap out of the other team. The D team only played in the 5th quarter. I know what you are thinking, there are only four quarters in basketball. They added one for the D team. So when the custodial staff was sweeping the gym and the spectators had dispersed, the D team took the courts and awkwardly threw the ball around.
I pretty much hate basketball to this day.
Oh, and I wrestled one year in junior high as well. I wasn't any better at wrestling than I was at basketball. It wasn't pretty. Fortunately my parents never came to any of my games or matches.
But I gave it my best shot anyway.
Not that anyone likely would have wanted a television that had be shot and more than likely no longer worked. But the bigger question is why did the people working for Elvis at the time keep the television.
I know enough about Elvis to know logic should not be applied to his behavior or his staff's behavior. I imagine he shot the television and someone scurried in and whisked it off before he came out of his drugged stupor. The rationale for Elvis shooting the television was apparently that Robert Goulet was on some program he was watching and he didn't like Robert Goulet. ChatGPT says Elvis didn't really dislike Robert Goulet, he just came on the television when Elvis was in a mood. Robert Goulet chalked up the story of Elvis shooting the television as being because of his playful personality.
That's crazy talk.
Regardless, I was able to use the image of one of the televisions Elvis shot (apparently there were quite a few) to create this. The "Kill Your TV" image was ironically from a photo of some graffiti I took a photo of when I visited Memphis back in 2018.
Humor is subjective. I've discovered that in my day job. I launched what I thought was a perfectly harmless and funny ad campaign showing zombies mindlessly driving their cars and doing the things we hate like driving in traffic, pumping gas and trying to find parking. The point was to encourage people to go off auto-pilot (pun intended) and take public transit. But apparently the campaign billboards frighten small children and offend the mindless because I've got lots of complaints. One a couple of days ago suggested who ever came up with the campaign and the one who approved it both be "let go."
If I wasn't so close to retirement and quite jaded, I probably would care more. But seriously, when was the last time you wrote a company because you thought their ads were stupid? We live in a time when a convicted felon, sexual predator, misogynist, racist, lying narcissist, fascist craps on our country on a daily basis and these people are offended by zombies driving cars?
What is that smell?
It is National Cheese Pizza Day. This isn't the t-shirt design I posted on social media today. This is actually a pizza place in Washington D.C. or at least it was until Trump got in office. He probably drove by it and didn't understand it so sent in the National Guard to rough up the owners.
This is the pizza design I'm hawking today:
So as I struggle to find new ideas for t-shirt designs I also find myself repeating things, especially as I cycle through the National Day days on the National Day of site. They notoriously repeat the National Day of each year. And there are only so many humorous designs you can come up with for National Days of when they are stupid things like "National Hotel Employee Day." It doesn't scream t-shirt design.
Not that my attempt to corner the t-shirt market on National Day of t-shirt designs has been successful (another topic I belabor). But they are sort of unique and you would think the geeks who come up with those days would be all over my t-shirts (or at least all in them).
Today is National Forgiveness Day, National Burnt Ends Day, National Acne Positivity Day, National No Rhyme (Nor Reason) Day, National Chicken Boy Day and National Pastor's Spouses Day. I've exploited Burnt Ends, No Rhyme Nor Reason, and Chicken Boy. I forgive me for not thinking there is any humor in National Forgiveness Day. Acne Positivity Day and National Pastor's Spouses Day are just too stupid to bother with. But there is some PR flack proud of themselves for creating them.
National Chicken Boy Day was just random enough for me to appreciate. It's about a giant chicken statue that used to be outside a restaurant. It was known as the "Statue of Liberty of Los Angeles" (which is a stretch). Now is is front of an art director's design studio is exploiting the poor Chicken Boy for publicity.
I hate to repeat myself, but speaking of mixing it up. It's also National Trail Mix Day.
It is National College Colors Day. I couldn't resist posting a design I did awhile back in my Teepublic days that got the ire of the people at Notre Dame, the University, not the church. Of course it was removed by the weasels at Teepublic. So I created an alternative version that was less religious than the Notre Dame football version.
I have a hunch it won't be a big seller. But it might ring a bell for a few.
Sanctuary....sanctuary!
It's National Red Wine Day! And once again I am shilling this Adult Juice Box design. I think it is funny because I think boxed wine is just fine. But it is kind of the moped of wine. It is fun, but you don't want anyone seeing you with it.
Speaking of boxes. I found this intriguing item at Goodwill yesterday.
I may buy a pair of these myself. I do like Tiki stuff and Dizgraceland is near and dear to my heart. So these board shorts would make my day. They aren't that expensive actually. I can't vouch for the quality. But how often would I wear them? Once or twice a year, tops, while on vacation.
Or I could wear them on my commuter train. I'm old enough that people would just think I'm a touch senile and shake their heads sadly.
They do that anyway, so I might as well be wearing a pair of Trader Tim's.
Here's what the back looks like:
It is National Dog Day! And what better way to celebrate it than to buy your dog a mat to go under its dog food dish. This are flying off the virtual shelf as we speak. People (and presumably their dogs) are eating them up.
Not really. But I can dream.